Fred is suggesting I take up kerb crawling which is apparently the next step. So you see they may have staff and chandeliers but they are not as classy as you think. They lured me in, gave me a false sense of security and presented me with a red blooded Brazilian. Now look what's happened...apparently Feargal's Mum even made enquiries as to how we ‘got along’. He looks great in a suit but I can't quite see him having a pint with my Dad! I did wonder why he was looking a little challenged behind the bar. His skills behind the bar would not be a true reflection of his abilities elsewhere shall we say and by that I of course mean his ability to get in to every photo taken on the evening and to seemingly be present for every conversation, every dance and every discrete gathering in the bedrooms! Boys…I’d ask for my money back if I were you (and no, not from me!)
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Fred is suggesting I take up kerb crawling which is apparently the next step. So you see they may have staff and chandeliers but they are not as classy as you think. They lured me in, gave me a false sense of security and presented me with a red blooded Brazilian. Now look what's happened...apparently Feargal's Mum even made enquiries as to how we ‘got along’. He looks great in a suit but I can't quite see him having a pint with my Dad! I did wonder why he was looking a little challenged behind the bar. His skills behind the bar would not be a true reflection of his abilities elsewhere shall we say and by that I of course mean his ability to get in to every photo taken on the evening and to seemingly be present for every conversation, every dance and every discrete gathering in the bedrooms! Boys…I’d ask for my money back if I were you (and no, not from me!)
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